Gus's not so doggone chips

Hello,Gus here. Time to devour some more information? Sure. Today's post is about chips.

1. Heinz ketchup flavoured potato chips

I hate ketchup,it already seems plenty weird and disgusting to me!

2.Grilled prawn flavoured Pringles

I like prawns. But grilled...CHIPS!

3.Guacamole Doritos

You can put chips in guacamole,but can you put guacamole in chips?! (Apparently you can.)

4.Seaweed Pringles

Do you really think they'd dive into ocean to make your chips? (I didn't either).

5.Dill pickle Pringles.

Thanks for viewing!

Very Wacky Fruits

Hello everybody. Anybody like vegetables?

Thought not. How about fruits?

Goody! Now I can show the weird ones!

Well,how about we start with dragon...

No,not that dragon, dragon fruit.

Taste: Apparently said to taste like a combination of pear,kiwi and watermelon.Also with pink inside...

Cool,right? Let me show you a star fruit!

Taste: Star fruit or carambola has unique mild sour and sweet taste.
Nonis. I know that sounds like the new blockbuster, I think makes sense they should be Hollywood stars.

Oh,and this...

Let's not forget...

Taste:???
Sugar apple is next.

Taste: Pineapple banana combo.
More another time. Bye!

Stop Looking. Start Eating.

I know you think I'm crazy to say this to you but have you wanted any of the weird stuff I display?
Well,now is your time. Check out these suppliers.
Lester fixin's incredibly weird soda
Which was sent to these guys...
Rocketfizz
Enjoy!

Gus's Music Video Awards (M.V.A.)

Good day,everyone. The reason I'm saying this is because I have an audience on 4 different countries! So, in the post title I said there is going to be a Gus's M.V.A. How to vote? Easy peasy.
Comment which music video you like best and if your music video wins,there might be prizes. I'll tell you if you've won and you can choose the next subject of post. Voting closes August 13th. Thanks!
                                          1.Feel inside

2.Word crimes                                                            

    3.Everything is awesome

                       

Gus's ice-cream parlour

In case you noticed the ''Gus's'' in this blog post,this blog isn't actually run by CM Staudt. It's run by (Yep. You guessed it.) a Gus. You still like this blog, right? Good. Now, where we're we? Right. Ice-cream. This stuff.

Mmmmmmmmm....Tasty,right? Uh...not really. Let's start and you'll get what I mean. First,have you tried drinking juice after you brushed your teeth? It tastes G-R-O-S-S-! Then,what were Ben & Jerry thinking?!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Now,does anybody like mealworms? Chickens do, but how about us? (NOTE:Even in ice-cream form, it doesn't look much better...TO YOU!!!!!)

MMMM...Ice-cream!!!! It's...oh. Horse meat flavour.

 Hmmm. Garlic.

WHERE'S MY DECENT ICE-CREAM FLAVOUR?!

Macaroni & cheese ice cream

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Chilli pepper ice cream

Pizza ice-cream (OBVIOUS!)

Squid ink ice-cream

Like to get your hands on  some of this featured ice-cream? Try these sites:
Salted caramel ice-cream with pistachio and rosemary recipe
Avacado choc-chip ice-cream recipe
Curry ice-cream with mango & pistachio.
Purple yam swirl ice-cream
Thai basil ice-cream
I'll hide some more recipe links!!!

ANOTHER little treat...

Oh guys, YEAH, I'VE GOT ANOTHER VIDEO.

A little treat...

I  thought you deserve a little treat because I got 20
pageviews today or,at least when this was posted.
It's called people are awesome (2013 edition).
So sit back with your Sour Flush and A&W float in a bottle and get ready
for some crazy stunts!

6 absurd food inventions

Food is odd right? Well,check out these wacky food inventions!

A french fry holder for your car. Enjoy!

A ''chinogku''. A type of headwear that you use to avoid getting noodles and broth in your hair and on your clothes

(I know it might make you look a little stupid but it's NOT better to have a face covered in broth and stuff).

 A A&W beer float in a bottle. SERIOUS. Don't believe me. Check the pic.

Butter in a glue stick form. At least it's easier to spread?

Cheese topping in spray cans. Even weirder,THERE'S MORE THAN ONE BRAND!!!

Candy in a plastic toilet. Enjoy the ''plunger''.

Wanna think twice  before you buy something eh?

YUCK,SMOOTHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want to get someone back? The food way? Now is your time. It's time for...

That's right. The most disgusting smoothies EVER! I've had to look at photos of this horrible stuff and my stomach is literally churning. Bacon doughnuts,anyone?

All right,enough talk,LET'S DO THIS THING!!!

Step 1:Add tuna into blender

Step 2:Add cold hot sauce

Step 3:Add pickles or cucumbers.

 

YOUR STUFF IS TOO DISGUSTING!!!

Hey,guys...COME BACK for part 2! EEP!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome!

Hello,guys! First of all,I'd like to thank everybody who has visited this page. I will put a lot of hard work into this blog so please share it.

Second,do you like weird,gross,fascinating,fun food? It's also lovely,pretty,girlish...Bah!!! Hey guys. It's you should read this. Forget teddy butterflies. But then again,you probably already have.