|Can anyone see the bottom? NO.|
What is this monstrosity, I hear you ask. Well, my sources tell me that this is a classic Burger King Whopper, with the addition of ONE THOUSAND AND FIFTY STRIPS OF BACON. The man who fell victim to this heck of a Whopper was a Mr. Sato, who is a reporter for Rocket News 24, where I got most of the info for this post from. You thought he would've learned his lesson, because a day before the story I took the info from, he had a go at gulping down 105 strips of bacon on a single burger, in order to capitalize a (then) new offer of an extra 15 strips of bacon (which is already crazy)
on your Whopper for a measly 100 yen. At the time of writing, this is equal to $1.20 in US dollars, or $1.67 in NZ dollars. But nope, he went for it. They even said in the post:
"After Mr. Sato brought the burger in, we helped peel off the layers of grease-soaked paper, careful not to upset its balance as if it were some cruel butcher’s Jenga.
We removed the last bit of wrapping and there it was: the top half of a Whopper sitting comically upon an epic throne of bacon, with a sliver of lettuce sprouting from the base, suggesting that the bottom half of the burger may be salvaged yet."
Sadly, he was defeated by the whopper of a Whopper, and the rest of the office had to eat the remains.
Mr Sato's other escapades involve a cardboard toilet, transforming himself into a human sushi plate, a giant coffee mug and getting a car with all his adventures on it for his birthday.